Introducing... THREE PHAT

This is incredible. As usual at this hour, I was surfing the net for music resources. I hit all my usual haunts until I came across this site.

Cybertown is a community with all your usual web-community amenities. One of the pages was titled "How to write rap music". So naturally, I went in and found this 'formula'. Not only the formula works but how it works is really scary. It's a program written in C (a software engineer's programming language for those not in the know) that does nothing but generate scores of variations of rap lyrics based on a preset rap database. Believe it or not, the song below was generated by the program.

"Get down" by Mixmastermeatbeaters
 
Get down the joint is jumpin' you'll be humpin'
Shake it feet are stompin' in the city streets
Pump the jam feel the beat with disco heat
Move it get around 'til the night is over
 
(chorus)
Get down to triple beat shake your meat
Pump it up get around in the city streets
Pump the jam to triple beat you'll be humpin'
Shake it get body heat 'til the night is over
Get up the joint is jumpin' you'll be humpin'
Pump it up feet are stompin' I'm bustin loose
 
(chorus)
Get down to triple beat shake your meat
Pump it up get around in the city streets
Pump it up get around in the city streets
Pump it up get around in the city streets
Pump it up get around in the city streets

All I need now is some phat beat and a dope bassline. Auditions, anyone?

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